I have spent much of the night awake being forced to listen to the local 'youfs' as they enjoy their Saturday night!
Mon Dieu! Just how loud can a car stereo be?? And for that matter just how fast can an engine rev before it's pistons launch themselves through the bonnet? Or (and this one's a real cracker!) How many times is it really possible to drive around a carpark with out lights on doing donut after bloody donut before the tyres catch fire??
Is it me? Am I really turning into Victor Meldrew?
I off back to bed.....goodnight!